?? fresh out of Sherwood Forest ??
Real Hood Assets ($RHA 6900) — because Real World Assets are boring and forest caps are forever.
"While we're building Robinhood Chain to be the best chain for RWA… it works great for memes too."
— Vlad, probably ??
Peer-reviewed by 3 squirrels and a market maker.
Pick your forest fit. Each hood is a Real Hood Asset — tokenized drip from Sherwood.
"OG forest fit. Steals from L1 fees."
"They said RWA. We said RHA."
"Almost named the company this."
"Bridge first. Read docs never."
"Institutional by day, meme by night."
"Layer 2 of the forest. Layer 0 of regret."
"Launched on moss. Listed on Uniswap."
"HODL the hood. Never sell the forest."
Everything you need to know. Nothing you should rely on.
The parody RWA nobody asked for but everyone needed. Robinhood built a chain for tokenized stocks. We built a shop for tokenized Robin Hood caps from Sherwood Forest.
Robin Hood wore a hood. Robinhood Chain launched. Memes went parabolic. CASHCAT did a 1700% run. Vlad said it's great for memes. The math checked out.
Bridge ETH to Robinhood Chain. Enter the forest. Pick a hood. Tell your friends you own Real Hood Assets. Repeat until number go up or forest calls you home.
The forest is open 24/7. The floor is moss. The ceiling is a myth.